I have a chromatic tuner I haven’t been able to use since I was gifted it because I can’t seem to find a battery to go in it.
So I went to the Walmart. You can find everything at the Walmart.
Bee-lined for the electronics. Asked a man in a Walmart shirt if he could help me find a battery for my tuner.
He looked at me like I had spoken Dutch to him.
“What did you say???!”
Me, quickly realizing my mistake.
“Do you have a baddery for this?”
Walmart guy: Oh! I thought you said something totally different.
Me, keeping it to myself that I did say something totally different and we’ll pretend it didn’t come out that way. I pronounced it bat-try