I have a chromatic tuner I haven’t been able to use since I was gifted it because I can’t seem to find a battery to go in it. 

So I went to the Walmart. You can find everything at the Walmart. 

Bee-lined for the electronics. Asked a man in a Walmart shirt if he could help me find a battery for my tuner. 

He looked at me like I had spoken Dutch to him. 

“What did you say???!”

Me, quickly realizing my mistake.

“Do you have a baddery for this?”

Walmart guy: Oh! I thought you said something totally different. 

Me, keeping it to myself that I did say something totally different and we’ll pretend it didn’t come out that way. I pronounced it bat-try